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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin how good was my hiding spot?

When i can drive I am SO running you over!

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

"Happy birthday!" "OMG you remembered" "Nope Facebook told me"

I’M DRUNK AND YOU’RE STILL UGLY !!

ppl that post a FB status to start drama--NOT! Grow up or dont be my friend

I dont have the patience today to pretend youre not a twat

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.

Why the fuck do I have to wait 10 min. to watch a 1 min. video on Utube?

Yelling “Run Forrest Run!” when you see someone running

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i dated this for 2 weeks http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000259457933#!/profile.php?id=10

copy paste this on google: tt0274518 like this if you laughed.

making people laugh when drinking.

the joke wasnt funny your laugh is.

2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout "air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!"

Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid.

If I was "16 And Pregnant" id get a slap not a TV show.

On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin how good was my hiding spot?

I write like this and not "lYk DiS" because Im an adult and not retarded.

Im having one of those weeks where my middle finger answers every question!

"Wanna hear me count to ten!" No, not reall-" "great, 1, 2 ,3....

100000 sperm and you were the fastest?

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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Terrorists have two eyes Pandas have two eyes. Coincidence? I think not!

Disliking that annoying "friend" who you have to hide from.

Facebook: Airing out peoples dirty laundry since 2004

Its OK to hate Gingers.

im not tryna sleep with you. i just wanna fall in love with you.

why when its sunny do we have to listen to everybody elses shit music?

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Im still in love with you [R.A.P]

People come and go, but the true people, are the ones who never leave

LIKE!!! Love Selena!!!! ~Rylee

The moment you realize "OMG This Is The Same Bus I was On Earlier" :D

my vessel is magnificent, FIERCE, hugeous and gone...like what does that mean???????

for once, please...ANSWER MY GAH DANG QUESTION!

what are you talking A BOUT!

its not potatoe farls its fukin totty scones !!!

and not play games with ugly girls.

i cant believe guys would wanna play games with me.

your glad the love is still there huh? so you can be amused bc youve got the best of me.

hey. i got an idea. why don't u stop talking about it, and do it!

when Paul Coutney posts on facebook and manages to tag less than 5 people

what do you mean buying a 20 deck so ye can get the shift?

Ross Simpson stnkz ov farts

emily baxter is a right killa

...Ha ha ha lol ,Say pancaking. like this if you catch the joke.

i cant belive tha love still there

secretly knowing she is cooler than everyone else

Dutchy Your on the scissors !